Entertainment If you had $5k to invest..

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    ..and could leave the money alone for 10-20 yrs, how would you invest it? Not good at stock markets. Just wondering what's out there...
     
  2. HowieStearn

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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Always invest in Fuckmoney.
     
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    Put $5K down on a $100K house and rent it out for the 10-20 years. You pay down the mortgage without touching anymore money :dontknow:
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    I'd put it down on @Slow not living out said time. Too easy.
     
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    Open a Scotrade account and buy SPY and leave it there. It tracks the S&P 500 and doesnt have fees like a mutual fund.
     
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    Time machine futures
     
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    10 to 20 years?

    Skynet.



    At least you'll have a penthouse view of the apocalypse. :)
     
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    I'd invest in Levers music career.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Casino, play a few hands
     
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    spend it on something now before the dollar crashes.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    What's your risk profile. If you have a low risk profile, try a Vanguard fund or other mutual fund that is indexed, low fee, and generally invested in quality stocks. You won't make a huge gain on the principal, but you won't lose it and you will get dividends/distributions.

    If you have a high risk profile, then individual stocks are the way to go. Look for a beaten down stock that had a good track record of quality products (my favorite was DMND. Accounting scandal brought it from $90 down to $12, where I bought it. It went back up to about $32, when the underlying company was sold to another company.)
     
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    Investing it would be one way to go.

    Or, if you're feeling generous, that amount should just about cover GP2's next hot sauce purchase. :dontknow:
     
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    I've got the 5 grand but probably not the 20 years, Fuckmoney it is. :beer:
     
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    This. No managed fund will beat it over that amount of time, especially when fees are factored in.