If you had a magic wand that would make one celeberity fuck you all nite

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  1. baltimore mike

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    who would it be?
     
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    Nell Carter
     
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    I have a magic wang
     
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    celebrity? don't need a magic wand for that. just need enough money that i wouldn't mind dropping 1-3 mill every so often on the celeb. they are insecure and desperate for attention. offering them 6 figures is a lot of tangible attention. they perform for money already. now its just a matter of how much.
     
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    Ryan Phillippe. SIGH!!!! (Yes, I'm a chick).
     
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    Just answer the question
     
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    .....and you are hoping she brings her favorite BBC with her.
     
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    Living or dead? :coffee:
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    it has nothing to do with the bbc
     
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    You know Kate is soooooo good in bed. That chick ooozes sex.
     
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    Oh, if dead, my choice is Don Knotts!
     
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    Bitch, he's mine! Don't make me cut you! :mad:
     
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    lol! Ok, you can have Marty Feldman as a peace offering. :)
     
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    living
     
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    that is the answer. don't need a magic wand. as for which one? pretty much all of them between the ages of 15 and 24.
     
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    Awesome! :hump:

    I pick Jim Jarmusch then. But there's so many hot dead guys.
     
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    jim who?