If you had a time machine

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  1. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Where would you go? No limits.

    After watching all of the specials on Niel Armstrong I would have to go back in time to watch the Apollo 11 launch and moon landing as the first destination.

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    Don't you mean when would you go? :scratch:
     
  3. Tuesday

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    Up your ass with a lit stick of dynamite circa Jan 2012.
     
  4. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I'd go to 1980 and buy a shitload of Apple stock.
     
  5. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    What a fucking gay place to go
     
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    I'd go back to the first time I saw "Ace Ventura Pet Detective".



    ...either that or I'd go to when Hitler was born and kill him.

    It's a toss-up.
     
  7. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I would go to 1974, it was the olden age of the big hairy pussies. Plus I could warn the world about disco
     
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    That's even gayer than moon boy over there
     
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    1965 so I could join in on the hippy scene.
     
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    Disco !! Warn them about KISS they ruined rock and roll !
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    1BC - and I would have a baby named Jesus and tell everyone I never even fucked my wife. Just to ruin it all.
     
  12. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I'd go back to when I was 24 and found my birth mother. I'd spend as much time with her, as possible. She died too young and was the coolest woman I have ever had the pleasure of meeting! RIP, Mary!
     
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    I'd go back to the time of Jesus to prove that Jesus wasn't real.
     
  14. Gwarn1

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    Nigga, you tripping!
     
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    I would go back in time and save Abraham Lincolns life. But would let Kennedy still take that drive in Dallas
     
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    Jesus ninja.
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I would take my iphone on the titanic and laugh at everyone.
     
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    How would you do that? Would you go back there then come back and tell everyone you went back in time and didn't see Jesus
     
  19. Kanye West

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    Bro is a huge idiot
     
  20. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    You can have as many stops in time as you like.

    Next I would go back to the 1950's and get hired as Irvin Klaw's assistant to photograph all of the Bettie Page bondage scenes.


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