If you had Beth's access to money and time for one year what would u do?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I would buy the new Sony a7r
    The new Canon 5d

    With a full set of prime lenses.. and travel around the world ending in Antarctica. ...the last continent I have yet to be drunk on with a bottle of Jack Daniels
     
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    I would Buy Idaho or Wyoming. :grad:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I would be okay with just idaho
     
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    :lo5: Fuck Yeah....:party:
     
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    I would take 3000 selfies.
     
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    I would build a free range, no-kill cat shelter.

    Then, after that first week, I would spend the next 51 weeks at the Atacama, Chile or the Mauna Kea observatories studying stellar nebulae/nurseries during the day and banging hot broads at night. Ah, the joys of computer-driven astronomy. You have your nights free.

    Or maybe I would drive to as many minor league parks as I could hit and see a game every day.

    Talk about first world problems...
     
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    Touche
     
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    Wow!!! I am very impressed ever been to that desert? It's fucking amazing.....much props
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I would take my Hampton hanger-on friends out to dinner for the summer months and then fly them down to Florida during the winter. :c
     
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    Tim ty dawg for gold! Gold

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    Probably underpay an illegal mexican maid/servant to take my anger out on.
     
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    We need to hang
     
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    That's hot...I find getting rid of the bodies a pain
     
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    Yes to Mauna Kea for me. Vicariously to Atacama through my nephew, who is a bona fide astrophysicist, and has been there many times. It IS on my longterm bucket list, though!
     
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    Travel the world and see some of humanity's greatest and oldest acheivements. Dine in exotic restaruants and enjoy culinary treasures that I not only have never tasted, but don't even know about. Go out to Scores and fuck some whores. Do a shitload of blow. You know, actually enjoy the money and my short time on the Earth.
     
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    :snicker:

    Lets do it, Xav!
     
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    I have been to Calama and San Pedro
     
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    I would look for the ugliest old rich jew I could find, so when my time ran out I'd be set for life
     
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    I would abort the free range kitten bullshit and blame it all on beth. Then I would donate half the money to a worthy cause, but I won't make a big production out of it...I'll do my research to see who's needy enough and do it privately.

    Then I would put money aside for my kids, and have one fuck of a vacation.
     
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    I would sit at home and drink wine all day and night whilst taking pictures of myself with various intentionally maimed cats and then post them to Instagram in the name of charity. I would also purchase African men to repeatedly gang rape Howard instead of using the fist dildo and locally purchased infected prostitutes on the cuckhold.