If you had Howard's ear for a second

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    If you had the complete undivided attention of Howard for one second, what would you tell him?

    I'd go:

    It's called being a sellout, Howard
     
  2. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    If I had Howard's ear, I'd sell it to Bobo for 15 grand.
     
  3. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Would his wig be pushed aside so he could hear me?
     
  4. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i'd say "howard the show has never been more amaaaaaazing"
    thats all hes gonna hear anyway regardless of what i say....
     
  5. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    "Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel".
     
  6. gayandloud

    gayandloud New Member

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    "I gotta tell ya, last night's Howard TV was incredible."
     
  7. BabyJane

    BabyJane New Member

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    :artiejj:
     
  8. exarro

    exarro New Member

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    i would jam an ice pick into it.
     
  9. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    "Unit 1 to Unit 2, the kobayashe Maru has set sail for the promised land."

    Actually I'd explain the whole "Captain Pike" thing to him, the big dummy.
     
  10. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    I'd say, "Homo says what?" and he would be like, "What?"
     
  11. Spoons

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    I would piss in it, so he knows how it feels. wig wearing bitch