If you had one wish for Beffie....

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    A face disfiguring accident?
    Howard to lose all his money?
    Pregnant with a mutant baby?
     
  2. punkinpie

    punkinpie New Member

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    I would wish that she would be completely ignored as if she were invisible. Can you imagine how she'd be acting out?
     
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    I walk into a cheap hotel room and she is nude and tied to the bed, I then get to grudge fuck her.
     
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    i wish her a long and happy life
     
  5. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    AWESOME, to be deleted from the web!!
    Punkin, rep you when I can.
     
  6. isabella

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    i wish her a long torrid affair with with one of the black NY knicks.
    howard finds out about it and dumps her with little to no cash as alimony.
     
  7. Dlist

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    Please Baby Jesus!
     
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    I wish for her to divorce Howard. And the only thing she gets are those 100000 cats and dogs she forced Howard to get. Imagine having to take care of those annimals without help. It would take away time from her being not trying to be famous.

    Oh, and she gets the firewood too (copies of oh my dog)
     
  9. Nibbler

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    I wish she would find a man that she truly loves and leaves Howard for him and becomes a happy, fulfilled suburban hausfrau, out of our sights and out of our minds. Just like Alison.
     
  10. AuntDolly

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    HA! Those ideas were all aligned with my thought processes.

    Isabella's Knicks scenario is a great one, too.
     
  11. HypocriteHowie

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    Well I guess something is wrong with me, I don't wish horrible things for her. But I do wish she leaves Howard and then publishes pics of Howard with his wig off in the hot tub with Ralph.
     
  12. Dlist

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    I don't really wish bad things, just something to take her down a few notches.
     
  13. AuntDolly

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    She definitely needs a little adversity / slice of humble pie!

    Make that a BIG slice....
     
  14. Dlist

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    Yumm....
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    You're awesome for that, Dlist! I really love it here.
     
  16. Tinman

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    Oxymoron?:brotha:
     
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    I must agree. +

    Other than that maybe 20 more IQ points and 100% self-awareness. That might make her head spin.
     
  18. Howard Stork

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    somebodys gotta put beths face on that photo

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  20. BethsZygote

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    I dont know why you guys all hate beth. I hate howard for picking her.

    I wish her to steal half of Howchie marbles sooner rather than later. Howards viciousness would be re-awaken.