If you had the Sterns Money

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Would you get plastic surgerys and wigs?
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    I'd retire and take care of the people around me.
     
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    So your not a self centered selfish douche?
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'd go with this too, travel to some first class resorts and drink on the beach and reward those that have helped me out along the way.
     
  5. Joe Bauers

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    I would take everyone in my immediate family and move to a great place with acreage and enjoy life.
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

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    Nah, I'd buy Ashley Stern from Howard and keep her as my sex slave.
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    When do you think he started wearing the wig? Didn't he get the first surgery soon after private parts? DAWG. your new avatar is righteous.
     
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    Seriously, i would give my left nut to be able to take a year off from work.
     
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    I truly believe he started wearing the girl wigs at that time.
     
  11. Undead

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    This. I mean...this is what it's all about right? You hit the top and where else do you have to go?
     
  12. TrotMeAround

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    Nope because I'm not hideous looking like Howard and wearing a wig because I still have hair and it would just make me a joke, like BoBo and Howard.
     
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    I have heard him talk about wearing the in the movie, he probably could talk with experts on the movie set. I think it is more noticeable now because he is older and it is still totally lush and full and until recently damn near jet black.
     
  14. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Stern cash.

    I'd pull a Danny Thomas and establish a research hospital........Just think of all the good you do instead of hoarding it all away so your wife can try to buy credibility. The Stern's are not MASON'S. Any traveller's here.




    F-Mutt... not a MASON either:fuck:
     
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    Plastic surgery maybe, wig no.
     
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    You might have to. :dontknow:
     
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    No, but I would get a personal trainer.
     
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    This would be the way to go.
     
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    A hot chick though, not that Pat Minochia douchebag.
     
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    private island
    sea plane
    monkey butlers