If you had to get out of the country NOW, how long would it take you?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    20 minutes. :dance:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    dave owes someone money :facepalm:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    And I'm talking about a good country too, the kind where flip flops and shorts are commonplace.

    Not some fucked up country where it snows 11 months out of the year.

    :dancin:
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    20 minutes.
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I kind of like to think of myself as the Deniro character from the movie 'Heat'.

    Gone in 5 minutes, no loose ends.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you own nothing so that is to your advantage
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    About to die?
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    One hour, or so.

    Of course, I would be crossing into a country where it is unlikely I will be killed by a drugged up whore.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    why ya gotta make fun of his age?
     
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    It would take you an hour and 20 minutes just to think of what cold weather gear you'd need to take with you.
     
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    I would have no reason to HAVE to leave the country.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Did he die in Heat?!!
     
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    So you'd be going the wrong direction too is what you're saying.

    I'd rather go down to Mexico, where shit is popping, instead of lousy ass Canada, where they have professional paint drying leagues.
     
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    You ever wade through the Tijuana River?
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I could be on a plane in less than an hour
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You ever see some of those strip clubs in Niagara Falls?
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Life.

    You only get one shot at living it.

    It's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done. :grad:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    If you HAVE to leave, then you're probably not leaving under great circumstances, so flying is probably out.
     
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    Nikkerz VIP Extreme Gold

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    I regret plenty that I've done. Nothing I haven't.
     
  20. Sea Slob

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    3.5 hour drive I'd be at Sandy Beach in Puerto Penasco, Mex.

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