If you had to have sex with the first person you married, would you be happy?

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  1. WillyBest

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    pretty sure that's what my mom did..no other cock except dad's
     
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    Is/was your dad beer can thick? Asking for a friend... please post pics or PM @Schmoopy
     
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    He was very good, we were virgins and did what felt good.
     
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    Go on...
     
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    Probably the best sex Ive ever had.
     
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    :console:
     
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    I saw it once ..uncut ..my poor mom :facepalm:

    he's now 82
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    This is a good question... my first wife was a bum bounce, but she's kept her body tight over the years. I guess I'd have to decline though, as she looks like her mother and I despise that bitch.
     
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    only if she got me drunk and i didn't remember it afterward.
     
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    When I have my first sexy time I will let you know.
     
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    The thread title makes no sense btw.
     
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    dumb and the title doesn't even make sense, WillyWorst.
     
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    WTF, Anthony?:mad:
     
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    Just read it..

    If you had to have sex with the first person you married, would you be happy?

    Shouldn't it say If you had to marry the first person you had sex with, would you be happy?

    WTF does I knows.
     
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    It's a spinoff thread, Tony. :secret:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Stop your bullshit.

    :smile: