If you had to marry the first person you had sex with, would you be happy?

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    hmmm
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Jesus fuck no
     
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  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Is that what she was screaming?
     
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    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

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    fuck no. when i was first divorced my first GF contacted me in advance of our HS 20 year reunion looking to rekindle. I declined and she was a bitch at the reunion.
     
  5. Just Peachy

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    No.
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    She had a violent temper. No. :chair:
     
  7. Tuesday

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    She got fat, didn't she?
     
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    no actually, she was a cunt though. she was actually a little on the heavy side with huge tits in HS and college when we dated. But she fucked around on me. I just looked her up on FB and i think maybe she got her tits reduced and she is really into yoga. She looks pretty good. She's living in Hilton Head and looks like she has a younger good looking husband. :dj:
     
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  9. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Like right now, if i went back and married the first person i fucked? I dont think id be very happy.
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    probably not, she was a cheating slut
     
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    She was a great piece of ass and didn't talk much ... and she'd be dead now and I'd be banging soccer moms so I guess so.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    God no.
     
  13. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    :wub:
     
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    yes
     
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    FUUUUUUUUCK NO!

    You should see her now. :eek:
     
  16. jokeland

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    Yes. Of course. First instinct is always the correct instinct.
     
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  17. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    no way ! She was a cute girl but moved back to her hometown and got fucking huge . I recently saw a pic and was sad , she still has a pretty face but that body is out of control
     
  18. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    I realize how superficial that sounds but my girl has a great body and is fit as fuck
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That ain't superficial lul
     
  20. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    I was 15 and a lot has changed. I'm afraid to see what she looks like now.