If you had Tourettes, what would be your go to phrase?

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  1. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    Me: "Shut the fuck up"

    It's pretty much what I'm thinking all day.
     
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    Motherfuck. It's my standard expletive now.
     
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    I heard a story on O&A about a dude with tourettes that kept saying "bomb" while trying to board a plane. The pilot booted him and he got mad.

    They told the story better
     
  4. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    Neg Rep left in my box: "Cocks are my spinach, can u be my popeye?" :jj:

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  5. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    Good one.
     
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    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Shit twat!
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Eat my cockstick, whore.

    And I'd only yell it at hot chicks. :grad:
     
  8. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    pussy farts
     
  9. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    I saw that story, I remember one of the news shows did a story on Tourettes about 20 yrs ago and one guy kept saying "Chicken and Underpants". I was seriously laughing uncontrollably.
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    just think, that could have been a Lays potato chip flavor
     
  11. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    ewww
     
  12. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    Some good ones so far, but I would recommend you all stay home if you ever get tourettes.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i followed a guy around the grocery with my daughter, didn't want to leave, i was having a great time, his wife really had enough tho, so did my daughter...the guy would make funny noises & yell out naughty words every isle....life is good & i'm a moron
     
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    bob saget!!!!
     
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    [video=youtube;aR7GUiiKEz0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR7GUiiKEz0[/video]

    It's my notification on my phone :smile:
     
  16. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    lol, bob saget [​IMG]
     
  17. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Bob Saget wore shoulder pads on Full House
     
  18. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    That could be embarrassing.

    [video=youtube;07EZrBF5cq0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07EZrBF5cq0[/video]
     
  19. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    so you are bob faggot
     
  20. FunnyFarm2

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    fuckin faggit would be my go to