If You Hate Stern, Then Why Do You Come on Dawg's?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LawyerLarry, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. LawyerLarry

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    I will answer this question as it pertains to me. I didn't always hate Stern. I discovered him on the radio when I was 12 years old and getting ready for school, circa 1993 or 1994. I was impressionable and I thought the show was cutting-edge and funny. Listening to the Stern Show while getting ready for school became my routine throughout middle school, high school, college and law school.

    I didn't know many other people who listened to Stern. Whenever I would meet somebody who liked Stern, we immediately bonded and talked about the Stern Show. I thought it took a unique kind of person to like the Stern Show, i.e. you had to be open-minded and couldn't be uptight.

    Any rational/reasonable/sane person will readily admit that the Stern Show sucks fucking shit compared to what it used to be. I submit that the current Stern haters used to be Stern lovers like me. I come on Dawg's because I assume that the people here are similar to the people I used to bond with back in school when the Stern Show was good. Most of the people here are not uptight and have interesting viewpoints and senses of humor. Dawg's is a place for like-minded people to socialize and have a good time.
     
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    I like to jerk off to the hate club thread.
     
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    This.
     
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    I like to laugh
     
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    Yeah, but you never clean up after yourself, and we're all gettin' tired of it!! :D
     
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    I promise to do better in the future.
     
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    I came here for the pudding. :dontknow:
     
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    I don't recall asking you
     
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    I don't hate him as much as I hate Beth Ostrosky, and everything she stands for. #HappyBirthday
     
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    Because it all about you right?
     
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    Howard even said talking about True Blood "the show is shit, I have so much time invested, I want to watch the last season, but the show is shit"
    everyone once in a while THSS throws a naked Suki bone
     
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    We are simply pulling a Howard on Howard.... he'd want it that way... really, he would...
     
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    Objection!
     
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    Whatever it is, it's not enough.

    You bring the funny!
     
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    So is Stern68 and Mlaw.
     
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    It's a fun way to kill 20 minutes while i'm waiting for my pet BETH to be brushed and saddled...
    It also kills time when felons show up to work their community serivice housrs at the MASONIC lodge.
    Moose's dad is a lazy fuck...make him clean the kitchen...he sucks in the yard


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    Sometimes I'll eat a Temptation treat when I give them to my cat.
     
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