Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 11, 2012.
I almost never have sex dreams and never a wet dream
What is proper ettiquete in these scenarios?
Was it your mom?
Do you have hair in your dreams?
Yes and my penis works when I'm awake
I've told. And been told. In most cases it's cool and good for a laugh.
Unless the person/the thought of sex with them skeeves you out. Then you absolutely do not tell.
Also if it's your boss.
Or your mom.
was it me?
Great now Dev's here to refute my "penis works" claim
My penis works fine, you Reggie licker.
I've been told and I have told. The first question in both instances is usually, "Was I good?"
I guess I gotta help out ol' chriza.
Dev. Chriza had a sex dream about you. Go.
Actually the last person who told me he had a sex dream about me... well it kinda lead to a conversation that got interesting... which lead to us going out for drinks... which lead to us banging.
So, it has its advantages.
Only when I'm actually having sex with the person.
depends on the person
I don't know but whatever you do don't make a veiled reference to EC or FlaFlaFuckhead will start a campaign of neg rep on your ass. Three negs in one day. How he do it?
it's a stern forum thing
That Fla Fla guy is very angry.
I used to have the craziest sex dreams about my boss in NJ, to the point where I could no longer look him in the eye. The dream always started off like a porno...I would get called to his office for something and one thing let to another, blah, blah, blah.
I avoided him so much, sure enough, I got called down to his office because he wanted to know if everything was ok...the whole time I kept thinking "please don't get up, tell your assistant to take an early lunch and close the door"
gay used to mean "happy"