If you have a sex dream about someone, do you tell them?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I almost never have sex dreams and never a wet dream

    What is proper ettiquete in these scenarios?
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Was it your mom?
     
  3. MatthewT

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    duh
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    Do you have hair in your dreams?
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Maybe
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yes and my penis works when I'm awake :c
     
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    I've told. And been told. In most cases it's cool and good for a laugh.

    Unless the person/the thought of sex with them skeeves you out. Then you absolutely do not tell.
    Also if it's your boss.

    Or your mom.
     
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    was it me?

    :chair:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Great now Dev's here to refute my "penis works" claim :rolleyes:
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    My penis works fine, you Reggie licker.
     
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    I've been told and I have told. The first question in both instances is usually, "Was I good?"
     
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    I guess I gotta help out ol' chriza.

    Dev. Chriza had a sex dream about you. Go.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yes!!! :jj:

    Actually the last person who told me he had a sex dream about me... well it kinda lead to a conversation that got interesting... which lead to us going out for drinks... which lead to us banging.

    So, it has its advantages.
     
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    Only when I'm actually having sex with the person.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    depends on the person
     
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    I don't know but whatever you do don't make a veiled reference to EC or FlaFlaFuckhead will start a campaign of neg rep on your ass. Three negs in one day. How he do it?
     
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    it's a stern forum thing :coffee:
     
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    That Fla Fla guy is very angry.
     
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    I used to have the craziest sex dreams about my boss in NJ, to the point where I could no longer look him in the eye. The dream always started off like a porno...I would get called to his office for something and one thing let to another, blah, blah, blah.
    I avoided him so much, sure enough, I got called down to his office because he wanted to know if everything was ok...the whole time I kept thinking "please don't get up, tell your assistant to take an early lunch and close the door"
     
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    gay used to mean "happy" :c