If you have cellulite on your legs, don't wear short shorts or skirt.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by icehole3, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. icehole3

    icehole3 Well-Known Member

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    my new job has women walking around in shorts and short dresses. Big fucking craters. :facepalm:

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    I was surprised to see how many busted old ladies were whoring in Paris. And no, my old lady ass was not whoring in Paris. Jerk. :mad:

    The fun starts at around 2:12
     
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    Son of a bitch.
     
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    Thanks for the info...I hope to be going to Paris in a couple of months...:jerk: PS: You sure that's not you at 3:00???
     
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    Spandex can hide a lot

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    :jj: Ever see this SNL bit?

    [video]http://www.myvideo.de/watch/5620408/old_french_whore[/video]
     
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    shorts in December? wow, i wish..


    oh, and craters can be sexy, but not on skinny chicks.
     
  8. icehole3

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    that cant be my baby j-lo, she is one of the hottest babes walking the planet
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :weird:
     
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  11. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    tights is a much cuter look anyway
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    CP everytime i see your handle' the song "SECRET AGENT MAN" goes throuh my head :pissed:


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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Heh, "CP" was too shorts and that was all I can think of at the moment. And I'm not even a James Bond fan.. :duhme:

    Still beats "ChimPor" which is what I almost went with:derp: