IF you killed someone, how would you avoid getting caught?

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  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Personally, I think it would be pretty easy to murder someone and gewt away with it. I have lots of ideas on how to pull it off.

    No way would I let any of you psychos in on my secrets though. :nono:
     
  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    looks like the thread question has been asked and answered
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Sure ya would, coming from a nigga that cant spell tha word "get"...
     
  4. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets Well-Known Member Banned User

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  5. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Have someone else do it
     
  6. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    :eek:
     
  7. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    P.S. I didn't really get married.

    She left me at the altar. :(
     
  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    :rip: Mrs. Ridic :rip2:
     
  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    oh, that's a relief.
     
  10. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Yea I was pretty thankful too.
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Blame HAL
     
  12. terrell

    terrell New Member

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    ok hon. i've almost got the perfect picture. back up just a scoooch. almost perfectly framed.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I remember this scenario on one of those news magazine shows. I think he got away with it, so this looks like a viable way to off the bitch.
     
  14. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    The plot of Hitchcock's,"Strangers on a Train."
     
  15. HAL

    HAL HAM

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  16. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Do it during a hurricane, tornado, tsunami, or other natural disaster.

    Short of that, cruise ships in international waters seem to be a viable alternative.

    Murder is wrong though, FYI.
     
  17. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    i wouldnt make a thread about it
     
  18. terrell

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    then you defrost them and make a nice gravy.
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    blow up a nuke in her neighborhood. No witnesses.
     
  20. terrell

    terrell New Member

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    :artiejj: