If You Lost Your Dick

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  1. Dorb

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  4. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Sometimes mine disappears up into my body. It's a whole thing.
     
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  5. Dorb

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    Like a porpoise dick?
     
  6. greenchiclets

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    I swear to Christ I stare at your avatar for really long lengths of time. It's pure evil.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Would you even be able to cum after that? Or get an erection?
     
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    I would order two. I figure, as long as you are there . . . and a fella just can't be too careful these days--need that spare.

    [​IMG]
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    "We gotta get this guy in here Gare."
     
  11. Dorb

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    Reflects my true nature. :evilgrin2:
     
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    With Obamacare you'd only get four inches, it would take Congressional insurance to get the Ron Jeremy model.
     
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    I lost mine as a boy.....But through the miracle of science...It was replaced with the trunk of a baby elephant.....
    The ladies love it!!! But I do have a problem....
    Everytime I pass a bale of hay....
    It gets a trunk full and shoves it up my ass.......:)
     
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    Fingers , tongue your good to go.
     
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    Is that gay?

    After all you're actually handling someone elses package.

    If I lost mine I'd probably blow my head off. What would be the point of living.
     
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    You are a weird old man.
     
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    Thank you sir:)
     
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    You make a good point.
    This would be an ideal operation for a gay guy who lost his dick.
    He could beat off himself and another guy at the same time.
    Talk about killing two birds with one stone.....err......two stones.
     
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    LOL!!!!

    BINGO!!!
     
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