If you received a private massage

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    on your vajajay, ladies how would you feel?

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That guy's doing it all wrong
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    at least he's there :dontknow:
     
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    just fuck my tight little pussy already
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I think he's sending Morse code.

    It'd be cool if her clit answered.
     
  6. Tigger Please

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    Oh my god, is he trying to massage a clit or read Braille?
     
  7. Tigger Please

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    I know! Really!
     
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    It's like he's ringing a doorbell before entering
     
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    Do women even get happy endings? I have wondered this for years...
     
  10. Tigger Please

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    I've heard of it but it isn't something openly discussed often
     
  11. Johnnykstaint

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    My girl has only gotten one massage in her life; the guy ended up getting arrested years later for inappropriate massagings - true story. :jerk:
     
  12. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    nah .. they been faking since forever :coffee: Mars and Venus shit
     
  13. Tigger Please

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    "Oh my pussy is so moist"


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  15. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    Pretty sure this girl had one. :grad: [video=youtube;w2S_fvcqDrM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2S_fvcqDrM[/video]

    HE WAS SHOT IN THE EYE WITH VAGINA GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :punk:
     
  16. Tigger Please

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    Last time I got a massage my masseuse and another woman that worked there got into a fist fight while standing over me. I hid behind a rice paper screen so I would not get hit by a little flying fist of fury
     
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    Classic! Not exactly a private massage though :jj:
     
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    How often do you get massages?
     
  19. Tigger Please

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    Not as often as I like. Usually if I'm somewhere in a mall and they have one of those storefront ones I'll stop in. I don't go to malls that often, though
     
  20. Tigger Please

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    This incident happened in a mall