if you see my husband

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by basketcase, Dec 10, 2013.

  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Will you tell him I'm ready to be fucked
     
  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Hey baby. I know you're asleep but...
     
  3. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Okey dokey
     
  4. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    You need to determine why your husband is apparently disgusted by you. :coffee:

    ;)
     
  5. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Omg I dream of you only
     
  6. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I ain't telling your husband shit....

    I'll be right over honey.............................
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    :)
     
  8. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    still waiting for the pics :cmon:
     
  9. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    He's in the kitchen making me a snack!
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    assume the position, Basket.
     
  11. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    He makes some damn good ramen noodles
     
  12. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    No. No, he's not...
     
  13. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Ready!!!
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Oh snap, cat fight. :yes:
     
  15. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    He's like Mr.mother fucking Theresa!
     
  16. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Basket, do the words "Painal" get you moist. if so then :yes:
     
  17. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    rub your boobs in his face if he doesn't want to fuck you after that well then you have other problems
    [video=youtube;yY5EdTa9y08]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY5EdTa9y08[/video]
     
  18. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    He said he's too tired now
     
  19. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Little does the bar know that she strangled him hours ago and this is her cry for help.
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    If he's already dead she doesn't need help, fool. She needs an alibi. :grad: