Entertainment If you think AGT's winners suck, wait until you see South Africa's Got Talent winner

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  1. Windom

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    https://www.yahoo.com/music/three-year-old-dj-wins-south-africas-got-talent-171207877.html

    DJ Arch Jnr, 3, wins
    South Africa’s Got Talent. (SAGT)

    There’s child prodigies, and then there’s child prodigies: DJ Arch Jnr, the three-year-old DJ from South Africa who just became the youngest winner ever of South Africa’s Got Talent, is giving new meaning to the term.

    The toddler, whose already-enviable career began at age two when his father (who is also a DJ) began posting clips of him behind the decks on YouTube, took home the reality show’s top prize on Sunday night (Nov. 8). Though he can neither read nor tell time, he’s not letting those minor inconveniences get in the way of livening up the dance floor – watch his winning performance below:





    This show could have actually used Howard. How does this make it to the top?
     
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    ...not true, south africa does have talent.

     
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    She scares and intrigues me at the same time.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I have to go blow my brains out now.
     
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    LOL! Do you swear this isn't a video out of the Onion News or something similar? Are we all being punked? hah, the kid just stood there!
     
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    Is that a minnow arm warmer?
     
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    "Robin, this kid could be the next Skrillex, as a former judge I have my finger on the pulse of new talent, OK next let's welcome Gene Rayburn's housekeeper, she's got some great stories about Merv Griffin"
     
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    What do you expect... it's South Africa.
     
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    South Africa?

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    This is much, much, much worse.
     
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    Kid doesn't look very happy spinning them tracks.

    I assume his father is like the DJ version of a stage mom.
     
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    That is the dumbest thing I ever saw, I bet he won $1 million SA dollars paid over 40 years which would be like $10 a year in US money until he is 23.
     
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    As a former dj, I'm appalled.
    Also as a human.


    All kidding aside, what a ridiculous crock of shit winner of a talent contest.
    I'd be pissed if I had actual talent on that show and this little spaz took home the prize
     
  16. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    The most "Talented" person in South Africa is a 3 year old who can push buttons. I have no words for this.
     
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    Thanks Mandela
     
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    In his defence, I saw him twist a couple knobs in there, too.
     
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    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    My bad.
     
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    Dammit, I should have tried out for this.

    My talent is sitting quietly and reading to myself.

    I could have given this kid a run for his money.