If you think your day sucks

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  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    This is how my morning was going earlier...

    http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss358/eliasbboy/20d7ab32.mp4

    Not too bad. 22 inches of snow, some major expressways closed, side streets unplowed, but hey, I gotta 4x4 Expidition that cuts through like butter.

    Now, however, I am freezing to death, almost literally, in a dead Bobcat bulldozer that I cannot leave because the plow arms are frozen in the up position blocking the door from opening. I've been here for an hour or so. Good news is that the numbness has cured me of painfully frozen feet.

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    Enjoy your day.
     
  2. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Oh shit dude , You have help coming ? lol
     
  3. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Streets are iced as fuck here... harrible. Work has been closed for 2 days.

    At least the liquor store was open. :glug:
     
  4. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I've have help that's been trying to get here for 2 hours. Once they get here they'll still have to repair the machine or take the door off before I get out.

    At least the windows aren't broken allowing the 50 mike an hour wind gusts to blow snow in here constantly.


    Oh wait...


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  5. eliasbboy

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    This sucks so bad all I can do is fucking laugh. Did I mention I'm not wearing a coat?:jj:

    I must have seriously pissed somebody off in a passed life.
     
  6. PullMyFinger

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    Don't feel so bad, you could live in Cairo.

     
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  7. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    I just watched the video , The dude riding a bike in the blizzard WTF
     
  8. Schmoopy

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    We were in the low 70's today. :cheer:

    I'll be expecting an animated gif of your horrible situation by this evening. :fuck:
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    :facepalm:

    I bet you're colder than Walt Disney at the moment. :artiejj:
     
  10. lisaslisas

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    Oh. Shit. I am going to stop bitching about shoveling now. Sorry e. :nocheer:
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    82 right now I've got the fan on
     
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    :shitfit: Do you need a personal assistant or maid? FUCK THIS SNOOOOOOWWWWWW! :suicide:
     
  13. GHP

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    The joys of home ownership, nah? :p
     
  14. eliasbboy

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    Ahhh......

    I'm out. If I had the heat on any higher in my truck my boots would melt. Now I get to go home and shovel my wife's driveway. I'm actually looking forward to the heart attack it will probably bring. I've heard the shock paddles are warm.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    ack ack ack!
     
  16. lisaslisas

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    me no like mon

    Awww :hug:
     
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    :jj:

    Glad you're safe :p
     
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    We had the power out from 6 last night until 9 this morning. The drifts were horrible and because cars got stuck on the main thoroughfare it hampered the plows getting through. By 5 this evening everything was getting back to normal although they already called off school tomorrow.
     
  19. eliasbboy

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    Thank you ma'am. I'm officially home and going to bed. The plows had amassed a 3-4 foot wall of snow in front of my driveway that I not so delicately drove straight through with my truck. I was too fucking tired to stop and clear it first.:jj:

    I may have been a weeeeeeeeeeee bit overzealous with the gas pedal as I almost drove through my garage.:D I don't think you could fit a piece of paper between my bumper and the garage. At this point I would honestly trade all this crap for a grass roof and a suntan.:beer:
     
  20. ramble

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    Everyone is thrilled that you're able to post again fag.