If you use a cubicle to piss in the men's room, I feel bad for ya son.....

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Whenever I walk in to a public rest room, there's always that one guy rushes straight for the cubicle and locks it just to take a piss. And when they are forced to use a urinal, the go to the furthest possible corner and hunch over as if they were the only straight male on the set of a gay porno.

    I just quietly laugh to myself, walk up the middle of the urinal, taking my position as alpha male, let my cock hang out and make patterns with my piss on the wall of the urinal. Like a fucking boss. :biting:
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    lol
     
  3. Briandrum

    Briandrum New Member

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    Cubicle?
     
  4. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    i stand 4 feet from the urinal and let the droplets fly
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    :ulol:
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    flying droplets? pics or it never happens.
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    When I was out in 29 Palms for desert warfare training there weren't even any stalls. Just a row of toilets lined up against the wall with a piece of 550 cord stretching behind them holding the TP.

    You become humbled pretty fast when it is a full house and you are forced to knock knees with some Master Sergeant while taking a shit. Or if you end up in there a few comodes down from your Battallion Commander and have to ask him to send a roll down the line for you.
     
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    :words:
     
  9. jaw_belize

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    he means stall
     
  10. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    bra

    i dunno if i could shit open room like that


    but i could tee-tee with you looking at my cock
     
  11. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Also in boot camp they would jam 6 of us into to a port-o-potty at once.

    2 standing up on the platform where the seat was, 2 standing on the ground over the seat and 2 standing over the urinal type contraption.
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    and you were all sucking eachothers cocks.
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Hmmm. Sounds like you want guys to look at the little brah.
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Yes. We were also giving eachother road head while one of stood in the turret lighting up insurgents with a 50 cal as you argued with 12 year olds playing call of duty or some pansy ass video game shit like that.
     
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    who would take a dook in the urinal?
     
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    a real soldier wouldnt brag:urolleyes:to bad you didnt get shot dead
     
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    drops drip...not fly:dontknow:
     
  20. Splash

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    Cubicle in the mens room?? Where you pissing, Al's Diner?


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    Sorry :facepalm: