If you want to know what can happen if you park in front of a fire hydrant...

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    take a look

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Looks like a french fry
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    is that your beamer mlaw?
     
  4. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    no, I don't drive a beamer, but when my lease is up this summer, I might look at this

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    They showed this exact scenario in the movie Backdraft.
     
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    Yep.
     
  7. BrulesRules

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    :jj:
     
  8. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    This happened in Boston last night--an 8 alarm house fire
     
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    every day i regret not marrying MLaw
     
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    It would be a real shame if the hose leaked right where it entered the car.........Fucking asshole for parking there. I wish someone would have been there to take pictures of his face when he came out to his car.
     
  11. Mlaw

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    something tells me he wouldn't own up to it :jj:
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I wonder what the chief is going to say when the car owner asks why they didn't run the hose under his car.
     
  13. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I would imagine that would be more time consuming to maneuver and moreover, who gives a fuck?
     
  14. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    well, at least the windows were rolled up so they had to break the windows out. :jj:
     
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    Why are we forced to call these fuck tards heroes?
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Nothing. This is a common practice. He fucked up.
     
  19. LonghornJ

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    An 8-alarm fire?

    Inflation is a bitch...
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    More time consuming to slide the hose under the car than it would be to get out a hammer and break both windows then slide the hose through the car? Don't get me wrong, I have no sympathy for the BMW driver, I just think he'll make a stink and probably get compensation.