If you went on America's Got Talent, what would your act be?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Drop my pants and fire a rocket!
     
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    Orgy Pants teklife

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    I could really dance good when I was a young guy, but right now I think stand up comedy would be my strong suit.
     
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    If I went on I would set up a laptop and HCMI it to a big screen, and start posting Schmoopy into the ground. I would win 1,000,000
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I would hit a ping pong ball over 100 times in a row without letting it hit the ground.
     
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    Woah!
     
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    I would probably show off my hurricane fuck technique and then shoot a low viral load into Boo's ass.

    Oh wait, that would be Jeton's act. Sorry
     
  10. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    I would play Eruption or Cliffs of Dover while wearing a 6 beer hat filled and drink em empty with out missing a note ending with a 10 second burp