If you went to prison

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Nov 25, 2015.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Are you tough enough to not get raped?
     
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  3. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I'd do something immediately to get put in solitary. That has to be better than being raped by big nigs.
     
  4. baltimore mike

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    You could join a gang
     
  5. gwartney

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    I'm confident that there would be more young meat there and they wouldn't be interested in my old spot.
     
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    I'd titty fuck the op
     
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    I don't know if I could talk black enough.
     
  8. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    What happened in juvie hall OP?
     
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  9. baltimore mike

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    I would be someone's fat bitch
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    I could handle myself back then I was in a gang
     
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    Did you get raped by a guard that looked like Kevin bacon?
     
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    No, I'll be the kind of sissy that they'll kill one another to get some of this ass.
     
  13. JameGumb

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    Would you eat their cum?
     
  14. baltimore mike

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    I hope they would let me spit
     
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    I'd be scared to death if I had to go to a real prison.

    I know how to fight, but I don't think that matters that much. You're always gonna lose if people gang up on you.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Mike is thicker
     
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    Anal Cunt-Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
    I NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL
    BUT, I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU ARE
    I HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT
    AND YOUR LIFE GOT RUINED FOR NOTHING

    I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL
    AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE
    I HOPE YOU GET RAPED EVERY DAY
    I'M GLAD YOU'RE STUCK IN THERE

    YOU WHERE PROBABLY IN A DRUNKEN INDIAN BLACKOUT
    YOU WHERE DRINKING LISTERINE IN THE DESERT
    YOUR BARTENDER SHUT YOU OFF, SO YOU TRIED TO SCALP HIM
    THEN YOU TRIED TO SHOOT AN FBI AGENT

    I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL
    AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE
    I HOPE YOU GET RAPED EVERY DAY
    I'M GLAD YOU'RE STUCK IN THERE
     
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    They would love your mushy tushy.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I'd fight to the death, or until I was overpowered by two or more then the weeping would start and I'd shit on a dick
     
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