If you were a cock smoker would you be offended that High Pitch Mike was Gay?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I would be offended if i was the same anything as that in his own words "twink lover" i.e. borderline pedophile, fucked upped eye, shit for skin, crap for for a voice, bald mother fucker

    okay that was an exaggeration... he has never fucked a mother .. i am pretty sure that even the platypus thinks Mike got the short end of the genetic stick

    he basically looks like Jason from the first Friday the 13th movie minus Jason's good personality... I think all the gays should rise up and kick him out of their pink club house


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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    No, I completely understand. No woman would fuck that. The last socially acceptable thing is start sucking cock. If that didn't work out for him, he'd have to start fucking beagles and chasing sheep.

    ...and with his lazy eye, those fuckers would be hard to catch. Depth perception's a bitch.
     
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    Colossal douchebags are embarrassed by his membership in their ranks.
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    But he has a pristine flat screen TV, and you don't.

    Winner Mike.


    You forgot to mention that he's a Mexican, too.
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    That just means that the shit he gets on his "lover's" dick es muy picante.
     
  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I have 51" 46" 26" Samsungs and a 130" screen with a 1080p thx projector

    and I didn't have to eat out a tranny to get mine
     
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    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    But you know you would have Xavier~ ;)
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    shhhh dont ask dont tell
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I'm offended he's human, but it's not his fault he lost in the gene pool. :crying:
     
  11. chapped

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    Hes vile.

    He should be put down.
     
  13. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Like most of us, he's probably not doing the best with what he's got. I don't know what can be done about his skin or his eyes.

    There's just some things a person cannot change about himself.

    Am I bothered or threatened or ashamed of him, as another gay guy?

    Why the fuck would I? His life has absolutely no bearing on mine, whatsoever.

    Sorry. Can't climb aboard the hate train on this one. Saying mean things about him does nothing for me.
     
  14. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    "i'm a gay basher and i'll bash your gay head in"
    - Arthur Lange Jr. to High Pitch Michael Morales
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    But he could do us a favor and stop using up our precious oxygen. And take that turd pusher Jeton with him. I have a few others I would like to add to the list, but I don't want the cops beating on my door if one of them happens to go missing. (and no they are not all gay)

    EDIT: see above, Fla Fla is cool, as are most gay men. My post above was intended to be humorous. Except for the Jeton part.
     
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    HPM. Self righteous Queen.
     
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    You forgot to mention this little gem. I think any group would be ashamed to have him in their ranks.
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  18. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    My favorite HP Mike story is when he took some dude out on one of his first real gay dates and the guy ended up making out with some other dude right in front of Mike....poor bastard...I don't know what the protocol is in a gay club but he should just whip his cock out and go from table to table asking "who wants to party?!"....
     
  19. Porn Stache

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    I know no chick would fuck him, but would any guy?

    I can't even imagine even the least discriminating gay dude would bang him.
     
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    If you were straight would you be offended that JD, Ralph and Howard call themselves straight?