IF you were a girl...?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by T@H, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. T@H

    T@H Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    726
    Likes Received:
    11
    [​IMG]

    HORRIBLE!...I can't stop laughing.
     
  2. HydroJoe

    HydroJoe Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    253
    Likes Received:
    22
    id play with my tits all day.
     
  3. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2011
    Messages:
    19,935
    Likes Received:
    0
    Damn, that's one fucked up kid!
     
  4. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8,297
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    26,770
    Likes Received:
    14,593
    Where do I vote?
     
  5. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -441
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,520
    Likes Received:
    24,209
    I'd ignore schmoopy.
     
  6. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

    Reputations:
    3,400
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    92,736
    Likes Received:
    10,007
    I'd join myfreecams and steal money from all the homos that can't get laid in real life
     
  7. T@H

    T@H Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    726
    Likes Received:
    11
    I would probably do that too...
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    5,014
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    22,615
    Likes Received:
    7,396
    and finger myself all the time
     
  9. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    :lol:
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -441
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,520
    Likes Received:
    24,209
    And scissoring. I'd be such a scissoring slut.

    Grinding my hot teen puss on all my friends during sleepovers.
     
  11. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    171
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,504
    Likes Received:
    181
    CMG wrote that.
     
  12. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8,297
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    26,770
    Likes Received:
    14,593
    Scissoring looks cooler than it feels imo. Its best to make out and fingerblast and the same time.
     
  13. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8,297
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    26,770
    Likes Received:
    14,593
    Hey Jackie, if I bought a dildo... I would totally get a pink one. :wub:
     
  14. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    171
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,504
    Likes Received:
    181
    Going with the theme of this thread buy a double ended one and we can share :cheer:
     
  15. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8,297
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    26,770
    Likes Received:
    14,593
    Um, ok.
     
  16. T@H

    T@H Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    726
    Likes Received:
    11
    Please go on in excruciating detail about your experience with this as we may have some advice on a better experience next time...
     
  17. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    171
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,504
    Likes Received:
    181
    You know cuz in this thread it's if I was a girl.

    I ain't no faggot :jj:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    112,464
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    204,411
    Likes Received:
    91,947
    I just got my car washed :dance:
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    39,466
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    73,423
    Likes Received:
    28,882
    I'll be in Portland tomorrow. You gonna hook me up with that number or what!? Maybe afterwards, I'll handle this neighbor problem for you.
     
  20. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8,297
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    26,770
    Likes Received:
    14,593
    My post included everything you'd ever need to know.