IF you were a girl...?

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  1. T@H

    T@H Member

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    HORRIBLE!...I can't stop laughing.
     
  2. HydroJoe

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    id play with my tits all day.
     
  3. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Damn, that's one fucked up kid!
     
  4. Tuesday

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    Where do I vote?
     
  5. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'd ignore schmoopy.
     
  6. Doug Masters

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    I'd join myfreecams and steal money from all the homos that can't get laid in real life
     
  7. T@H

    T@H Member

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    I would probably do that too...
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    and finger myself all the time
     
  9. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    :lol:
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    And scissoring. I'd be such a scissoring slut.

    Grinding my hot teen puss on all my friends during sleepovers.
     
  11. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    CMG wrote that.
     
  12. Tuesday

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    Scissoring looks cooler than it feels imo. Its best to make out and fingerblast and the same time.
     
  13. Tuesday

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    Hey Jackie, if I bought a dildo... I would totally get a pink one. :wub:
     
  14. jackie the jerk

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    Going with the theme of this thread buy a double ended one and we can share :cheer:
     
  15. Tuesday

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    Um, ok.
     
  16. T@H

    T@H Member

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    Please go on in excruciating detail about your experience with this as we may have some advice on a better experience next time...
     
  17. jackie the jerk

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    You know cuz in this thread it's if I was a girl.

    I ain't no faggot :jj:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I just got my car washed :dance:
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I'll be in Portland tomorrow. You gonna hook me up with that number or what!? Maybe afterwards, I'll handle this neighbor problem for you.
     
  20. Tuesday

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    My post included everything you'd ever need to know.