if you were a man, and had a woman that cooked for you

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  1. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    why would you ever cook
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    a cheeseburger would have been so much funnier bro
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    she can do the windows also


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  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Much as I hate stereotypes............I can cook like I MEAN it. There is shit that I can't do though, like fix my car, or some home repairs. If I was to add a guy to my life, I'd feed him and fuck him - and expect him to do the things that I'm not so good at.

    I don't do windows though.
     
  7. Motoflou

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    I do windows!!
     
  8. Slippy

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    hired!
     
  9. banksy

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    My wife cooks like a dickhead. :D
     
  10. GHP

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    I'm a woman and I have a woman who cooks for me

    Now what :bullypop:
     
  11. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Fuck her
     
  12. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    That's dessert :jerk:
     
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    Live with a woman? Are you lebanese?
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Damn showoff!!!!!!! I'd likely tell her she was doing everything wrong and take over the kitchen anyways. I'm bossy like that.
     
  16. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    That's exactly why they only last a week or two :jj:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Bitches better get it right or get the HELL out of my kitchen!
     
  18. Vyb

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    Goddamn it. Mrs. Vyb used to feed me and fuck me like a champ. That's why she became MRS. VYB.

    And now? Not so much. I got the bait-n-switch.

    Bitches, man. :facepalm:
     
  19. Billy Brown

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    :jj:
     
  20. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    yup, my wife can cook anything but she doesn't so i just end up slapping some meat on the grill.