Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jdwhatever, Jan 31, 2012.
why would you ever cook
a cheeseburger would have been so much funnier bro
she can do the windows also
Much as I hate stereotypes............I can cook like I MEAN it. There is shit that I can't do though, like fix my car, or some home repairs. If I was to add a guy to my life, I'd feed him and fuck him - and expect him to do the things that I'm not so good at.
I don't do windows though.
I do windows!!
My wife cooks like a dickhead.
I'm a woman and I have a woman who cooks for me
Live with a woman? Are you lebanese?
Damn showoff!!!!!!! I'd likely tell her she was doing everything wrong and take over the kitchen anyways. I'm bossy like that.
That's exactly why they only last a week or two
Bitches better get it right or get the HELL out of my kitchen!
Goddamn it. Mrs. Vyb used to feed me and fuck me like a champ. That's why she became MRS. VYB.
And now? Not so much. I got the bait-n-switch.
yup, my wife can cook anything but she doesn't so i just end up slapping some meat on the grill.