If you were born after 1989, I've been married longer than you've been alive.

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  1. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    True story.
     
  2. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    fuck you're old
     
  3. Bro

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    old and slow
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    I don't think that's many posters. But congrats on your anniversary
     
  5. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    No one born after that year knows who Howard is, there is no way they would find their way here.

    Unless they really loved Sheds :dadance:
     
  6. Bro

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    I worked at a place where one guy was working there before I was born. Where do you see that in America anymore?
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I bet your registry was at Sears and my condolences.
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    My parents have been married for 46 years. :suicide:
     
  9. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    New chick at the job was born in '88. Want. Ass. So. Fuckin'. Much.
     
  10. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Impressive Bud congrats
     
  11. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Mine have been married like 36 and I believe they should be divorced
     
  12. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    born in 53'
    married in 77'
    i work with alot of people 21-35,


    heck,my boys are 31 and 35.
     
  13. Bro

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    I'm still not senior. At 48 I'm still the kid. :facepalm:
     
  14. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    35 going on 21
     
  15. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Is your wife the same age? She looks good
     
  16. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Bud is younger than your ex :c
     
  17. Bro

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    she turned 50 this year. older woman. :c
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    jesus christ...this 43 year old faggit talks about his parents like all the time.
     
  19. Bro

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    Her tits still hold up. :c
     
  20. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    No but close