If You Were Chosen To Appear On "Hells Kitchen"......

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Atomic Wedgie, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    .....wouldn't you spend every waking moment before the show starts perfecting scallops, Beef Wellington, and Risotto?

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No I'd make a Lean Cuisine Quesadilla and go HERE YOU GO RAMSEY YOU FAGGOT
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    That could get expensive.
     
  4. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker

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    from this show i've learned that those are the hardest things in the world to cook.


    a truly remarkable bunch of fuckups.
    i love the show. :leaf:
     
  5. Suzy

    Suzy Active Member

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    That was bad last night. The blue team just couldn't get their shit together, I felt bad for Brian. Dana lives in the town next to me and they had a big party at a local bar right before the season began.
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    where was my SPOILER ALERT Suzy?? :pissed:
     
  7. Suzy

    Suzy Active Member

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    Oops. I saved you time you should thank me.
     
  8. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Anyone chosen to be on Hell's Kitchen is a loser.
     
  9. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Not looking like a shithead on national TV is priceless.
     
  10. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    they all fake it
     
  11. Dainty Jainty

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    I love the show with a passion and chuckle and laugh and moan every other minute. LOVE IT. Love the fighting, love the yelling, love the mess-ups, love the absurdity.

    I love the way Gordon pronounces, "Ri-ssUH-tto" and anticipate him saying in regards to any dish, "Oh, come on... it's RAW!!!"
     
  12. AmishGirl

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    :toptip: :tadah:
     
  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    i wanna fuck Dana
     
  14. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Why would I want to go on there? I ain't no bitch!

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  15. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    this thread is sponsored by beef wellington and risotto.
     
  16. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    They all fuck it up.

    Bunch of retards.

    I guess they have never watched the show they are going to be on. :dontknow: