If you were Dawg...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mr Fantastic, Nov 20, 2012.

  1. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    What modifications/improvements would you make to the site?


    Establish VIP status with extraordinary powers?

    Bring back TLD?

    Incorporate more Show staff and wackpackers?

    Post an explanation of wtf the name Gilaet is?

    Merge the bar with the crossbar hotel?

    Require Benbas to post using a white font?

    Sell the site to the highest bidder with a million to spare?

    Absolutely nothing, the site is perfect!


    Or would you just continue your pursuit of getting into ByeYou!'s pants? :quote:allegedly:quote:

    (no offence to Mr or Mrs You!)
     
  2. openmike11

    openmike11 New Member

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    I would add a javascript to the backend HTML tag. This would make the whole site more user friendly and create more jobs.
     
  3. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    I would change reps to Ruffypups.

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  4. racerx

    racerx New Member

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    if i was dog i'd ban mr fantastic for this thread.



    actually, if i was dog i'd get some dog biscuits and chill
     
  5. MasterBlaster

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    I'd ban morons (stupid fucking idiots) who started threads with just a smiley. 10 year olds shouldn't have access to the internet.
     
  6. BethsZygote

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    put your most used smilies in the popup box
     
  7. HowieStearn

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    If I was dawg Id fire everyone of you motherfuckers

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  8. IlluminatiJones

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    first I'd ban all the Jews and Jew-sympathizers

    lots of musical instrument Google-type apps strewn about the forums for our enjoyments

    more nudity

    establish an intelligentsia

    slot machines and roulette wheels

    even more nudity

    a "Dawg of the Day" feature, which gives a poster God-like powers over all forums, members, and their accounts for a 24-hour period...........................25 if you're setting the clocks back that day/23 if you're setting them forward
     
  9. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    This is not going to be received well.

    In fact, there's probably going to be a thread that tells the OP to go fuck himself; just by past viewing experience.

    "This has all happened before and will all happen again..."

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  10. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    i'd like to see anybody who gets negged by 10 or more different users in a day to be crossbarred for a day. it should be based on number of users rather than rep power so that one powerful person couldn't just go around crossbarring people.
     
  11. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Be like Jesus and raise the "Ded"......................
     
  12. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Uh, No......
     
  13. Time Bandit

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    if I were the Dawgfather..
    homage would be paid to me daily by all or instaban..
    backtalk - ban
    lip - ban
    talk smack - ban
    hero worship - bronze star
    ass kissing - silver star
    donation - gold star
     
  14. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    I would probably leave things alone because it is working fine and I am lazy.
     
  15. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I actually know the answer to this one! :c

    And if he wants you to know, he'll tell you too. :hhh:
     
  16. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Needs more sim cards.
     
  17. Dead Air Dave

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    Maybe add reps and smileys to the mobile site(if possible)
     
  18. Dead Air Dave

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    LOL.

    Wish I could give you reps....see above
     
  19. Shine

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    i would lick my cock and balls
     
  20. BethsZygote

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    ban anyone who says they are suicidal.