If you were doing a long prison term

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    How long would it be before you let a guy blow you?
     
  2. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    You answer first
     
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  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    2 weeks
     
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  4. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Again?
     
  5. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls VIP Extreme Gold

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    The less I know about Baltimore Mike the better I feel about life.
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    Even if you got out of jail the next day? Just would have to blow a dude?
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    You'd do the blowin, chubs.
     
  8. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Jesus christ
     
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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Hal is longer
     
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  10. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    mike is thicker
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    As soon as possible
     
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  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Fuck the Yankees
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Guys only
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.Most new fish come close to madness the first night. Somebody always breaks down crying. Happens every time. The only question is, who's it gonna be?
     
  15. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    Hey, Fat Ass. Fat Ass! Talk to me boy! I know you're there. I can hear you breathin'. Don't you listen to these nitwits, you hear me? This place ain't so bad. Tell you what, I'll introduce you around, make you feel right at home. I know a couple of big old bull queers that'd just love to make your acquaintance. Especially that big, white, mushy butt of yours. @baltimore mike
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I lift bro
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mike, are you going to prison for the sexual assault you perpetrated against that girl during the Uber ride?
     
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  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I hope not
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Is there a police report?
     
  20. yosemite sam

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    Moikes mouth would be prison pussy from day one.