If you were given a billion dollars

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    How much would you keep, and how much would you give away?

    And, if you gave it away, who would be the beneficiaries? :umunch:

    @freds

    @Bro

    @Daveindiego

    @dawg
     
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  2. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I would donate half to my wife to get her the fuck out and then use the other half to bang hot 23 year old broads. Plus I'd buy another gold membership for dawg.
     
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  3. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I'd buy myself a g650 and my own island somewhere

    then i'd donate the rest to strippers and columbian drug lords
     
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    I would definitely go gold with @dawg
     
  6. DarkFriday

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    I'd rent the IAF for one weekend and end the MidEast. o_O

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  7. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    would you give 999 million away to give Stevie Wonder the ability to see?
     
  8. HelloCleveland!

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    Keep it all, live off the interest.
     
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    :spit:
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Sounds like a good plan! :wink:
     
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  11. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    greedy IMO
     
  12. LonghornJ

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    Turn it in to $2 billion...
     
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  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I'd start drinking Miller - The champagne of beers.
     
  14. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Says the man that decries our banking system
     
  15. HelloCleveland!

    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

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    Put it all on black.
     
  16. I invented that

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    i have a suggestion for op's next thread. ice cream, chocolate or vanilla?
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    @wesleysnipes
     
  18. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    i have a suggestion for your next thread.

    Anal, Tranny, or double penetration.

    @freds

    @Daveindiego

    @dawg
     
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    Buy the house next door to Howard so I could goof on him in person.