If you were GOD, what would you do?

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  1. BennyMusolini

    BennyMusolini New Member Banned User

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    Bare in mind God MAY be real & what you do could happen...
     
  2. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Turn butter into weed.
     
  3. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    fly
     
  4. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Make African Americans stay in school, and remain sterile until they are 28... Make Caucasians violently-ill every time they think of country music, NASCAR, and wrestling.... Make all politicians, Union backers, and ACLU members spontaneously combust all at the same time.....And make human Livers immune to cirrhosis
     
  5. SEGA

    SEGA Permanent Vacation VIP

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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    make people remember the all embracing love part of the bible...you know, the part religious folks forget first
     
  7. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I'd kill your account for the fact god is made up by man so my point is moot. FUCK OFF
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Your theory is as preposterous as you claim the other sides to be...
     
  9. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    i'd definitely check out the admin forum, but that's about it.
     
  10. Avalon

    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    if u were me, how would u answer ur post??!
     
  11. BennyMusolini

    BennyMusolini New Member Banned User

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    good question.

    Maybe bring back the dinosaurs. I'd love to see a t-rex eat a live goat at the zoo za zoo.
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    (Topo Returnous)
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I'd teach every English-speaking person the difference between "bare" and "bear."
     
  14. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Make sure they know the difference between "to" and "too", as well.
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I would force all shit mults to be power pig topped and deep seeded by Jeton.
     
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    You fucked jeton hahaha
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's okay, he's AIDS free now.
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    dumb and :watchingyou:
     
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    I would have written this place off and left long ago. I would have gone to another planet and tried making people again with the hope that eventually i will get it right.
     
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    so, one horrible disease down and 4 million more to go? he is a walking petri dish of STDs.