If you were Howard...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by RenchFries, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    ...what would be the things you do right now? What would you change about the show, your life etc?
     
  2. Beth143nacho

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    I'd kill myself for ruining 30+ years of hard work, my family and my life for a 40-something fame whore
     
  3. KINGjoe

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    it is too late for the cuckold, he has had the taste of A-List jizz down the old gullet and he ain't giving that up, I personally would start by dumping the hamptons house for cash and dumping the broad with nothing but her clothes on the street and calling ronnie and heading for the strip club....that would cover the show and the life change.....then I would spill the beans about all the plastic fantastic hollywood types on the show each day....but that is me....
     
  4. RenchFries

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    That sounds like a good show actually.

    I honestly think that hiring a comedian for the Artie chair would improve the show greatly. Just another voice and personality to make things more interesting.
     
  5. Dlist

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    I'd divorce the bimbo wife, hire Billy back, work more that 4 days per month, and become a real mover and shaker....
     
  6. Kaii

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    I'd quit the show and AGT, devorced the skank, sack Ralph and move to somewhere hot with good beeches and clear water. He doesn't need anymore money and his legacy is ruined
     
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    H needs a gay lover to convert the masses to his lez-gay discourse.
     
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    howard isnt stupid, he knows how to make the show great, he just doesnt care
     
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    exactamundo.
     
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    Hate him.
     
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    Kaii Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No he's not stupid but it's obvious he doesn't know how to make the show great anymore, times have change this isn't the 90's his time has come and gone
     
  13. SalsMasterShake

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    1. Divorce Beth
    2. Take the wig off :wigtip:

    3. Embrace the baldness

    4. Reconnect with the daughters

    5. Embrace the forthcoming AGT firing

    6. Take a good look in the mirror

    7. Get humble (humboe)

    8. Get back to work on THSS

    9. Apologize to the piss soaked fans
     
  14. AlPachinosBaby

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    I'd be sharpening that seppuku knife....