If you were in a crisis situation/not that any of you actually leave the house,LOL

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  1. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Lets say, theoretically......if you were on a sinking ship or in burning building. Would you follow the instructions of the 'authorities'? Or would your instincts kick in and allow you to save yourself?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    no, wouldn't listen to them.
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Wow. I see you are drinking hard early tonight. :rolleyes:
     
  4. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I'd certainly listen if there was a plan. My first instinct would not just to go batshit rogue in a tight spot.
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    id listen. i dont break the rules
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Honestly.

    I'd be the one barking the orders to save everyone elses ass.

    That IS the way I roll. :fil:
     
  7. Rod-Stroker

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    I ain't sticking around waiting for sum fuckstick to calmly tell me what to do...fight or flight.
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    When I see danger, I run towards it.
     
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    Sinking ship>life vest>life boat
    Burning building>get tha fuck out,you need instructions for that?
     
  10. BenjysBonkers

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    I'm good at knots, so there's your answer.
     
  11. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    On a sinking ship what instincts would kick in?...."hey lemme grab one of these life preservers and head for the area where they stow the lifeboats"

    Its like I'm mcgiver
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    If Rod and I were in the same crisis situatation, the first thing I'd do is punch Rod in the throat, and THEN I'd deal with the crisis. :grad:
     
  13. Rod-Stroker

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    Women & children first...my stinking ass crack
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    The first order I would give to everyone would be to immediately get to a Daves Triangle of Safety!!

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  15. Rod-Stroker

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    Old man you ain't got the strength to punch anyone in the throat
     
  16. HOLIC

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    Remember 9.11 when the people all made it to the lobby just to be told everything is fine and sent them back upstairs. Lol
     
  17. Stew Nod

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    Well, after the first tower was hit on 9/11...people in the second tower were told to go back upstairs to their offices.....a shit ton of folks died because they listened....every single one of them who were above the 78th floor, where the second plane, hit perished

    That ferry last week....the passengers were told to remain in their rooms....even as the ship was listing. Eventually it was too late to get out. There were plenty of lifeboats and other boats were already present to pluck those who jumped over board. Those who listened...died

    People fucking amaze me
     
  18. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    exactly
     
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    Die Old Man! :yay:

    Die Old Man! :yay:

    Die Old Man! :yay:
    Die Old Man! :yay:
     
  20. Rod-Stroker

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    Yeah when several years earlier them dune coons lit a bomb off in the garage goddamn ponderous