If you were in a street fight to the death who would you want?

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Who would you want by your side in a street fight?

  1. DaveInDiego

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  2. Schmoopy

    26 vote(s)
    54.2%
  3. Shivettez

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    12.5%
  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    By your side? I am going to name three posters to choose from. Cast your vote!
     
  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Schmoopy on a bender
     
  3. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    none of the above :coffee:
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Not even a contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
  5. dawg

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    You have no choice, those are the only three standing there when a gang of thugs come your way.
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    :loco::punch::loco:
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I'll pick Dave- He's old enough I could out run him, leaving him there to deal with the thugs.
     
  8. dawg

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    Someone voted Dave? :wtf:

    :dave:
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    Schmoopy and cobramoron tend to piss people off so they are a horrible choice. With Dave we would all be smoking a bowl within 5 minutes.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i tell the thugs, "let's get these faggits!" and then i'd beat the shit out a schmoopy.
     
  11. freds

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    Dave.


    unless we're fighting during an earthquake.
     
  12. dawg

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    Wow.
     
  13. banksy

    banksy Doritos housing hillbilly VIP

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    Can we arm Shiv with a hairbrush?
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    schmoopy is a little bitch. that fart smelling mother fucker would high tail it out a there.
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    Dave rules dawg. You simply can't be angry when he's around.
     
  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Cobra is a chubby tubby
     
  17. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Whoever is packing a gun. :c
     
  18. dawg

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    I love Dave, i just dont want him by my side in a street fight. He would be winded and have a heart attack with two swings :jj:
     
  19. acagirl98

    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

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    that was my reaction
     
  20. freds

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    agreed.