If You Were In An Adult Toy Shop Right Now...

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  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    What would you buy?

    Let's see... :bigthink:
    I lost my anal beads somewhere :scratch: so I would get more of those because they are surprisingly fun.
    Never tried them alone, to be honest.

    I don't have a vybrator, but I don't need one.
    A dildo might be fun, but not a huge gorilla one.
    Had a sex swing at one time, they're kinda meh, but seem like fun for the guy.

    Hmm...I need to think more.

    How bout you hos? :toke:
     
  2. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    I already have a few things :whistle:
     
  3. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Anal beads.
     
  4. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    measuring tape
     
  5. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    :dontcare:

    No one would get a prostate "massager?"
    c'mon.
     
  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Manty hose... :jerk:
     
  7. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    You can borrow mine :woowoo:
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    assless leather chaps
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I'd also get one of those home dildo molds
     
  11. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    That looks scary
     
  12. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    This one looks like a joystick

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  13. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    :bigthink:

    You intrigue me
     
  14. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    What tha fuck
     
  16. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Is that yer best friend Jackie
     
  17. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Its like those scrubbing bubbles

    "It does the work so you dont have toooooooooooooooo"
     
  18. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Yer a sick fuck but you cool
     
  19. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    joysticks scare me.
     
  20. Gomez

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    prolly just a new pocket pussy , mine is worn the fuck out

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