If you were Joseph..

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Would you have believed Mary?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Fuck no. But I'd use it as an excuse to get a threesome with another girl. It's only fair.
     
  3. Chriza

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    Yes :/ I know it's not good. The first time I pulled out. The second time she was on her period so she said I didn't have to pull out. The last time she said her period had finished the day before, so I didn't have to pull out. On Tuesday, technically later today, I'm going to be seeing her again, and she's said I still don't need a condom because it's within 5 days of her period ending or something. I'm going to man up and buy condoms anyways, because I can't keep risking her getting pregnant. give me a fucking break.
     
  4. Shivvy

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    Dude bought it hook, line, and sinker
     
  5. doughhead63

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    LoL...Joseph Christ, Mary Christ and Jesus Christ:hat:
     
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    Mary had a big hairy snatch, 6 B.C. style
     
  7. Shivvy

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    Pics?
     
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    i would have been a little cross
     
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    Nailed it.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    and people still believe these fairy tales :facepalm:
     
  11. Gomez

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    N.S.F.W.
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    Those Three Wise Men could not have been all that wise. If I just gave birth I would have had a fit if someone brought myrrh and frankincense as a gift. Didn't they ever hear of car seats, or Babies R Us gift cards?
     
  13. Shivvy

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    :lol:
     
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    And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time.
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    joe was on a sales trip & fucking whores in baghdad...he was just happy to get out of the house.
     
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    Joe was 3x her age, he was happy to be knocking down that sweet young thang.
     
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    Didn't an angel visit Joseph and assure him? On the other hand it could have been Joe's wing-man (wing man, get it?)
     
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    frankincense & myrrh were more valuable than gold then. real frankincense is still outrageously valuable. granted Jesus was probably old money, but those gifts would have paid for a small roman estate.
     
  19. Shivvy

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    Where can I find some frankincense?
     
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