Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Nov 25, 2013.
Would you have believed Mary?
Fuck no. But I'd use it as an excuse to get a threesome with another girl. It's only fair.
Yes :/ I know it's not good. The first time I pulled out. The second time she was on her period so she said I didn't have to pull out. The last time she said her period had finished the day before, so I didn't have to pull out. On Tuesday, technically later today, I'm going to be seeing her again, and she's said I still don't need a condom because it's within 5 days of her period ending or something. I'm going to man up and buy condoms anyways, because I can't keep risking her getting pregnant. give me a fucking break.
Dude bought it hook, line, and sinker
LoL...Joseph Christ, Mary Christ and Jesus Christ
Mary had a big hairy snatch, 6 B.C. style
i would have been a little cross
and people still believe these fairy tales
Those Three Wise Men could not have been all that wise. If I just gave birth I would have had a fit if someone brought myrrh and frankincense as a gift. Didn't they ever hear of car seats, or Babies R Us gift cards?
And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time.
joe was on a sales trip & fucking whores in baghdad...he was just happy to get out of the house.
Joe was 3x her age, he was happy to be knocking down that sweet young thang.
Didn't an angel visit Joseph and assure him? On the other hand it could have been Joe's wing-man (wing man, get it?)
frankincense & myrrh were more valuable than gold then. real frankincense is still outrageously valuable. granted Jesus was probably old money, but those gifts would have paid for a small roman estate.
Where can I find some frankincense?