If you were Michael Strahan...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Dec 12, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You'd be a gap toothed shit eating faggot


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    Concur.
     
  3. DarkFriday

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    Bleak power :coffee:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Undeserved sack record faggot
     
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    He doesn't deserve the faggot ass Favre present sack record, you're right. What a gorilla looking faggot.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Racist tenses
     
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    I don't understand why people with money don't get their teefs fixed.
     
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    With a Superbowl ring. :fil:
     
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    I've typed "jelly" and "teefs" in the last 2 days. :facepalm:
     
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    I sort of liked him after I heard the dirt on him from his divorce...a real nut job

    His Ex accused him of secretly filming her sister :rofl:
     
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    I have a tooth on the right side and upper row that's as white as can be and I've never used a whitener. I just noticed it last week. :wtf:
     
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    maybe when you dented your head it knocked some plaque off the tooth
     
  17. Satori Brah

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    I hate that dickhead
     
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    When I look at him all I see is that gap. He should get invisaligns not fake teeth like Howard or Sal.


    Oh and fuck off Schmoopy.
     
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    Jesus are they stupid. That's a photoshop of what he could look like
     
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    Strahan is as gay as they come. Like Eddie Murphy's ex-wife doesn't know what it's like to be with a closet pole smoker.