If you were Nick Saban...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by LonghornJ, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    238,868
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    33,114
    Likes Received:
    23,653
    Would you jump ship to coach the University of Texas Longhorns for $8.6m per season and live in a $6m estate in the beautiful Texas hill country overlooking Lake Austin instead of living in tornado strewn Tuscaloosa?
     
  2. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

    Reputations:
    137
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    10,548
    Likes Received:
    30
    Steers and queers.
     
  3. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    722,868
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    172,701
    Likes Received:
    88,035
    Signed and gone before Bama knows what hit them :coffee:
     
  4. Onion

    Onion Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,746
    Joined:
    May 26, 2012
    Messages:
    2,813
    Likes Received:
    508
    Great money, awesome home. No state income tax. Big 12 schedule. Every major Texas 5 star player will be a Longhorn.

    No brainer. Take the job.

    Im a Gator fan.
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

    Reputations:
    238,067
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,183
    Likes Received:
    45,097
    Maybe he should try coaching the Dolphins
     
  6. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

    Reputations:
    137
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    10,548
    Likes Received:
    30
    :facepalm:
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    317,456
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,742
    Likes Received:
    59,621
    :jj:
     
  8. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

    Reputations:
    -4,114
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2010
    Messages:
    41,770
    Likes Received:
    1,481
    If he doest do it ill be stunned
     
  9. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

    Reputations:
    183,411
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    29,672
    Likes Received:
    17,618
    Signed sealed and delivered. Saban will be a Longhorn.
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

    Reputations:
    53,950
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    36,582
    Likes Received:
    4,398
    Doezz Dave have Shivs password?
     
  11. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

    Reputations:
    183,411
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    29,672
    Likes Received:
    17,618
    Just sucks for a great college coach like him to be related to this guy.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    238,868
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    33,114
    Likes Received:
    23,653
  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

    Reputations:
    183,411
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    29,672
    Likes Received:
    17,618
    Does he bring his entire staff LonghornJ? Does Kirby Smart get hired at Bama? What about Nussmeier?
     
  14. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    238,868
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    33,114
    Likes Received:
    23,653
    I don't know... I just want it to be over.

    Texas really fucked this transition up, whatever happens.
     
  15. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    54,248
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,352
    Likes Received:
    5,297
    He'll use the opportunity to get BAMA to pay him :owned:
     
  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

    Reputations:
    183,411
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    29,672
    Likes Received:
    17,618
    :fail:

    :owned:
     
  17. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    238,868
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    33,114
    Likes Received:
    23,653
    From what I've read he's had a $7m contract sitting on his desk unsigned... before the Auburn loss.

    He's coming to Austin for $8m plus.
     
  18. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

    Reputations:
    201,710
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    61,870
    Likes Received:
    27,658
    it's sad to see a school like UT grovel for a soulless fuck like Saban, but i understand how important college football is to the betterment of us all.



    :rolleyes:
     
  19. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    238,868
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    33,114
    Likes Received:
    23,653
    Rich Rod :jj:
     
  20. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

    Reputations:
    201,710
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    61,870
    Likes Received:
    27,658

    a lesson to be learned.