If you were Nick Saban...

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Would you jump ship to coach the University of Texas Longhorns for $8.6m per season and live in a $6m estate in the beautiful Texas hill country overlooking Lake Austin instead of living in tornado strewn Tuscaloosa?
     
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    Steers and queers.
     
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    Signed and gone before Bama knows what hit them :coffee:
     
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    Great money, awesome home. No state income tax. Big 12 schedule. Every major Texas 5 star player will be a Longhorn.

    No brainer. Take the job.

    Im a Gator fan.
     
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    Maybe he should try coaching the Dolphins
     
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    :facepalm:
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    If he doest do it ill be stunned
     
  9. Swedish John

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    Signed sealed and delivered. Saban will be a Longhorn.
     
  10. Stevie

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    Doezz Dave have Shivs password?
     
  11. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry 2010 OG

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    Just sucks for a great college coach like him to be related to this guy.

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  12. LonghornJ

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  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry 2010 OG

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    Does he bring his entire staff LonghornJ? Does Kirby Smart get hired at Bama? What about Nussmeier?
     
  14. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I don't know... I just want it to be over.

    Texas really fucked this transition up, whatever happens.
     
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    He'll use the opportunity to get BAMA to pay him :owned:
     
  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry 2010 OG

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    :fail:

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  17. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    From what I've read he's had a $7m contract sitting on his desk unsigned... before the Auburn loss.

    He's coming to Austin for $8m plus.
     
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    it's sad to see a school like UT grovel for a soulless fuck like Saban, but i understand how important college football is to the betterment of us all.



    :rolleyes:
     
  19. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Rich Rod :jj:
     
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    a lesson to be learned.