If you were no talent model would you take a load from old gross guy for millions?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    Obviously that's what Beth did and that's why she can't stop smiling. That's the smile of con who's con hit the mark. Would you suck and fuk some old guy for entree into the Hamptons life? Sadly I would not r could not.
     
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    She's never been in contact with Pluggy's bare wang, let alone "taking a load."
     
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    no way.
    I coudln't stand it.
     
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    I would not..a 14K sq foot house is lonely... I'll take a 1500 sq ft house with a loving significant other..partner, husband whatever.. anyday..
     
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    Teeney Why meee??? Gold VIP

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    No! I personally could not. Beth is 19 years younger than Howard she can never be his equal no matter what she does (and prancing around in a bikini in the snow doesn't help her position in the respect and equality department).

    I have dated men with some bucks (luckily that were my age). But they still have to be attractive in both looks and personality to me. Beth saw celebrity and dollar signs in Howard. Howard saw a young tall blond who would fawn over him. I am not sure that is the definition of love. It seems more the definition of a mutually beneficial relationship. Two people just using each other. That's just not for me.
     
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    Yas!
     
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    for millions of dollars and if i had nothing else going on (like beth), then yes. i couldn't care less about the hamptons though and i don't want to become famous.
     
  9. Teeney

    Teeney Why meee??? Gold VIP

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    I have the feeling you already have!:giggle:
     
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    I am imagining knu making the sound like when when the road runner sticks out its tongue (not the meep meep sound).
     
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    Only if I could sell a couple hundred purses for cash and take a shit now and then.
     
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    If it meant millions I could act like Ralph for a little while.
     
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    I make snow angels rather cheap
     
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    Here's the "load" that Beth took
     
  15. Teeney

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    They are not paying you for your snow angels sweetheart! :bjmimic: Have a good evening Knu :)
     
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    U 2 girlfriend
     
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    Howard doesn't like blowjobs :jj:
     
  18. knu3421

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    Or titty fucking, who does that? Or Who still eats steak?
     
  19. Teeney

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    I was referring to the other 99.9% of men out there who are not as evolved as Howard. :D
     
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  20. Anfkid

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    im not a model but you know how much medicine and going out to dinner every night is? ill take the load!
     
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    If that is evolution then I'll pass.
     

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