If you were sentenced to life in person, would you turn gay?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If you were sentenced to life in prison, would you turn gay?

    Admit you let a dude suck your cock
     
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  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    yes
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yes..."turn" gay...
     
  4. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Would you suck them off too?
     
  5. freds

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    "Life in person" should be a line of Hallmark cards.
     
  6. freds

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    "Life in person" starring Hugh Grant.
     
  7. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    No.. I'd turn "dead" ....Aint no way I'm spending the next 40-50 years in an 8' X 10' box, with a bunch of converted butt pirates
     
  8. Satori Brah

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    people are born gay. some just need to be incarcerated for decades in the same cell
    as another man to finally admit it.
     
  9. Mur

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    Even if was held down and banged against my will. I would still be straight. :fil:
     
  10. gwartney

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    I'd look for a nice looking feminine inmate.
     
  11. Mack

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    EC has turned her last two husbands into pole smokers.
     
  12. jokeland

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    ain't gay unless you're the catcher
     
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    I'd still want men but I'd make do with women if necessary.
     
  14. Teeney

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    Suzanne will be my bitch
     
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    Hey Hateman,
    Anybody come at you yet? Anybody get to you yet? I could be a friend to you......
    [​IMG]
     
  16. Dream Theater

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    This....I'd rather commit suicide.
     
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    Ditto
     
  18. Ben Dover

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    I don't think I would. Difficult to answer because I'm currently not awaiting a life-in-prison sentence
     
  19. VarmintSam

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    I would dress you up as Princess Leia and skull fuck the prison pussy. :coffee:
     
  20. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    I would off myself before I ever did more than like 4 months. I spent 5 days in there not too long ago. That shit aint for me.