If you were sentenced to life in person, would you turn gay?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If you were sentenced to life in prison, would you turn gay?

    Admit you let a dude suck your cock
     
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  2. Shivvy

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    yes
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yes..."turn" gay...
     
  4. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Would you suck them off too?
     
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    "Life in person" should be a line of Hallmark cards.
     
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    "Life in person" starring Hugh Grant.
     
  7. Phan Neepack

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    No.. I'd turn "dead" ....Aint no way I'm spending the next 40-50 years in an 8' X 10' box, with a bunch of converted butt pirates
     
  8. Satori Brah

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    people are born gay. some just need to be incarcerated for decades in the same cell
    as another man to finally admit it.
     
  9. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Even if was held down and banged against my will. I would still be straight. :fil:
     
  10. gwartney

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    I'd look for a nice looking feminine inmate.
     
  11. Mack

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    EC has turned her last two husbands into pole smokers.
     
  12. jokeland

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    ain't gay unless you're the catcher
     
  13. Summer

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    I'd still want men but I'd make do with women if necessary.
     
  14. Teeney

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    Suzanne will be my bitch
     
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    Hey Hateman,
    Anybody come at you yet? Anybody get to you yet? I could be a friend to you......
    [​IMG]
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    This....I'd rather commit suicide.
     
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    Ditto
     
  18. Ben Dover

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    I don't think I would. Difficult to answer because I'm currently not awaiting a life-in-prison sentence
     
  19. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    I would dress you up as Princess Leia and skull fuck the prison pussy. :coffee:
     
  20. Bubbleguts420

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    I would off myself before I ever did more than like 4 months. I spent 5 days in there not too long ago. That shit aint for me.