If you were to meet Howard...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Just Peachy, May 13, 2014.

  1. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Would you have the guts to tell him how you really feel? Or would you be star struck? What if you only had time to give him a couple of sentences? What would you say?

    I met him and I indeed was star struck.

    Now, I feel like I could muster up the courage to tell him that he can't carry the show on his own and he needs someone in
    Artie's chair. I'd also ask him how frequently he reads fan email and if show criticism correspondence is removed before he views it.

    I also would expect him to lie through his teeth.
     
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    i'd spit in his eye.

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    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yes.

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    I'd pet his horse too.
     
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    who am that be?
     
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    Beefus Teefus.
     
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    oh.
     
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    I wouldn't fuck around. I'd do it the right way.
     
  9. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I love that nickname. It really should be used more so it is hashtagged. :D
     
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    i wish i cared more. :pissed:
     
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    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't care either. I'm just separating the men from the boys in this thread. ;)
     
  12. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    This! If I wasnt busy negging non supporters youd be repped Pontious!!

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    Have at it Toots ;)

    I'd try to talk straight with Howard but the reality is, once he heard where the convo was going he would make an exit.

    I'd call him a dick for closing The HSBB and I'd tell him his show sucks and his wife is 10 times worse than Yoko Ono. Bruce Jenner looks more masculine than he does, he needs to do a reunion show with all the surviving Wack Packers even though I cancelled years ago and F Jackie!.
     
  14. Just Peachy

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    :lmao:

    And I agree about the Wack Packers. He showed them the door when his head got too big, not realizing they were his bread and butter.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Would be tempted to do this too,but would end up being polite and sayuing nice things,get autograph etc.
     
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    nice hair! :point:
     
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    Yesterday's show really made me long for the days with someone in the 'Artie/Jackie chair" The guy Ike was hilarious
     
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    I'd be a stranger to him. He doesn't care about me or my opinion. Stating my opinion of what the show has become would doubtfully convince Howard to change this trajectory. Its safe to say that it will never be the same....was Van Halen the same in those few short periods of time when they were able to get along with David Lee Roth?

    Howard has meant a lot to me in my life in a lot of different ways. When I was a 14 year old in rural Kentucky looking for rebellious role models up until more recent times where my fandom brought me to SFN and subsequently here and I've met some really great people, one of which turned into real life romance.

    If I saw him, I'd say, "I love you, Howard Stern. Thank you for the show.".
     
  19. Dominic GPS

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    What I hear all the time when I complain about howard is "without howard we would have never met". So...ok...touché

    oh and hey there swingin turtle :bigwave: