If you won an all expenses paid trip to tour Europe in a winnabago but .....

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Lever, Schmoopy and garypage2 traveled with you, would you still go?

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  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What nightmare is on TV in that MINNIE WINNIE?!
     
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    If "all expenses paid" equates to "given a hooker allowance" then sure. Them 3 fags could orgy in the camper while I went and tapped whores.
     
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    "Thank you very much, Gary...don't slam the fuckin' door! No MORE!"
     
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    Bring a body bag
     
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    I'd slap yellow stars of david on them and shove them out at the 1930s Germany exit.
     
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    I think you just remade National Lampoon's European vacation for the millennials
     
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    Thanks for not including Animalgod.
     
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    You would spend the whole trip trying to equalize the load :no:
     
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    wife is a whore Well-Known Member VIP

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    It would be easier to get one of these and tow him.

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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Holiday roooad...
     
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    in a heart beat, they would be sitting with their laptops, no trouble at all
     
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    I've met Schmoopy. If I found out he was on the same plane with me I would jump
     
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    ...........
     
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    Could you imagine the asinine babblings coming out of Lever's mouth? That would be the deal breaker.
     
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    That interior of the Winnebago is completely wrong from the exterior of the top picture which doesn't have a slide out.
    very lazy and sloppy of the OP
     
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    Could you imagine the smell of meth cheetos and despair coming from that shit box...vile
     
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    @Mlaw does make a point.

    Lever would be busy making YouTube videos
    Schmoopy would be logged on here and/or using internet to find drugs
    Gary would be still pretending he's a student in Oslo.

    By the time you'd get to your destination, you could visit Europe all by yourself. I can't guarantee the sanitary conditions in the winnabago would be good though.
     
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