If Your Friend Was Married For Less Than A Year And Started Having An Affair With....

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  1. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    ......some loser she met on a Stern message board, leaving her husband and 3 year old step-daughter in an emotional black hole. What would you say to her?

    Take it a step further, she takes off and marries and moves into the loser's filthy, 1 bedroom apt in Orlando. What would you say to her?

    Discuss :munch:
     
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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    you mean there is still hope for hal
     
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  5. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    just a hypothetical question?
     
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    One bedroom apt in Orlando? What's that like $50 a month?
     
  7. Shivvy

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    cant imagine anyone doing that IRL
     
  8. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Hal is too fat
     
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    Completely hypothetical :hat:
     
  10. EasyJesus

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    The only worse place I can think of is Columbus, Ohio
     
  11. Satori Brah

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    I don't have women friends. Only women I haven't banged yet.
     
  12. Shivvy

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    :lol:
     
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    buy a piss jug from riley.
     
  14. newcastlefan

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    what makes you think she's your "friend"?
     
  15. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    :chimp:
     
  16. Dave

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    :dontknow: It's hypothetical so he can make the characters whatever he wants.
     
  17. Splash

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    Is that where Cheri lives?
     
  18. Super Mario

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    I would say stop being a fucking whore.
     
  19. newcastlefan

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    you mean like he could be talking about Nerd?
     
  20. Satori Brah

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    she's taken, brah :rolleye: jeez...