If your girl comes home with a Uti today

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    She may have gotten it from your pal DB
     
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    ewww
     
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    Volkswagen makes the UTI, right?
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    :bigcry: Fire Crotch?
     
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    No. She's in Vegas. She tried to get me to watch Ghostbusters with her and her little faggot son this past weekend. :nojj:
     
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    did you pay for her and the kid to go like @Mark Mayonnaise did?
     
  7. NipplesAndToes23

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    Nope, because I'm a real man. Not half a fag like @Mark Mayonnaise . That queer doesn't even pick up the check when he takes his pap to lunch.
     
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    You're disgusting
     
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    Dirty dick. :no:
     
  10. NipplesAndToes23

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    A chick getting a UTI does not necessarily mean the dick is dirty, toots.
     
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    No gwarn, I won't bump cawks with you.
     
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    She's supposed to pee straight after she's done banging, the cum plug has to be pissed out @DrSublux . :smile:
     
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  13. NipplesAndToes23

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    And sometimes her coochie just has to get used to a new dude's bodily fluids. I'm not saying my dick isn't filthy, I'm just saying that a UTI can happen even with a clean boner.
     
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    When I get done banging her she'd better be happy she can sit up straight let alone walk to the bathroom to pee. :coffee:
     
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    Ugh. I remember getting the BVs over and over again until I finally became accustomed to my old boyfriend's wang.
    All that suffering for nothing. :fil:
     
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    my wife sweats hoagie oil :fil:
     
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    Is that right?

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    I could eat this shit straight out the jar.

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    When you're contemplating banging a new dude take cranberry tablets. :grad:
     
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    I have cherry peppers growing in my garden and I am going to try and find the recipe for this and then jerk off
     
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