If your life was the Truman Show what would people tune in for?

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  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Or would you get shitty ratings?
     
  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  3. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I think my Dawgs browsing sessions would rake in the advertising dough.
     
  4. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Jack sessions.
     
  5. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    What's so special about them though? What sets them apart from everyone else's jacktivities?
     
  6. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Good technique.
     
  7. Mr Sinister

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    my life is a whirl wind of excitement and excrement
     
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    My job's probably pretty interesting to a TV audience. The high school classroom is often portrayed in film and TV. Then I come home and bang the girlfriend, and that'd be a ratings grabber too.
     
  9. Mack

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    3~5 years ago it would have sold out, today it would be a flop.
     
  10. Dirty South

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    Yours would keep me up at night with the creepy crawlies. :scared:
     
  11. Ridic

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    Never saw the Truman Show. Can't answer.
     
  12. Mr Sinister

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    some retard asked me today if bee stings hurt his son because his wife was stung while she was pregnant



    im more afraid of the people then the bugs man :hide:
     
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  13. Napoleon V

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    Are you a "cool teacher"?
     
  14. Ridic

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    Uhhh. Obvi. Did you miss the part where he goes home and bangs his girlfriend?
     
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  15. eliasbboy

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    This is an oldie, thus the SFN sign.


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    I'm strict. I get on great with almost everybody. I'm consistently reminded by contemporary pedagogy to be more flexible in terms of expectations and deadlines than I am naturally.
     
  17. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Copious amounts of lube
     
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    :jj: I've never brought that up at school, though.
     
  19. Dirty South

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    You should have told him there's a 50% chance his child will be a human/bee mutant. :eek:
     
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    i just wanted him to shut the fuck up
     
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