If your penis was long enough would you shove it into your asshole?

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    Luckily I've never had this quandary.
     
  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I always wonder about hermaphrodites.

    Could they fuck themselves? And why fix that, if you can? Forget other people.....get a good job and fuck yourself silly!
     
  4. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    I'm not Ronnie Mund, so no. :coffee:
     
  5. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Why would you do that? I'm only saying so because when you want some butt, and wanna bust a nut............[video=youtube;_c__0ufWHs0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c__0ufWHs0[/video]
     
  6. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    Would you exchange your vagina for a cock?
     
  7. RobinsBedSores

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    I wouldn't fit.
     
  8. doughhead63

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    Too big or too small?
     
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    RobinsBedSores VIP Extreme Gold

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    Big dick and a tight ass.
     
  10. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    your mind is on fire today isnt it?


    :c
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I can shove it into many places / orifices

    nsfw
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  12. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    is that you ?


    :coffee:
     
  13. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    sure why not? :dontknow:
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    :saloon:
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I sat on my balls once Mr. Belvedere style. Does that count?
     
  16. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

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    I think it would fit, so I would maybe try. But of course length is an issue.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Have you ever washed your asshole out in the sink?
     
  18. Johnnykstaint

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    shoving it in is one thing, getting it hard and bending it back there is another.
     
  19. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Check out my thread in NSFW, there are a couple examples of just such a discusting act.