if your wife is at home using a vibrator while youre at work, is it cheating?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    i just read an article where a guy said it was cheating and he threw the vibrator at her.
     
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    No
     
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    Dave Matthews Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's completely normal
     
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    If she is thinking about her emotional friend while doing it, maybe?
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I would be more concerned with why she doesn't have a job herself.
     
  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    nah
     
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  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    it doesnt say in the article
     
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    only if she is thinking about getting plowed by a black :dontknow:
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I hate these fucking lazy cunts who consider being a house wife to be their job. I have more respect for a house negro.
     
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    Same as pulling your pudd :dontknow:
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    As long as she still hops on my boner when I get home WGAF/WGAS.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    If your SO has one, you're not doing your job.
     
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    this.
     
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    thats my thought as well
     
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    That's retahded. Jerking off is never cheating.
     
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    I call bullshit. I don't think you read any articles.
     
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    Jerking off is what you do so you DON'T cheat.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Have you heard I found a crusty vibrator with exploded batteries on a high shelf in one of the bedrooms of the house I moved into? That's the whole story. It was knobby like a leper dick. I threw it out.
     
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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I put my clarinet case where it used to be. I wanted to put something extremely benign in its place to try to wash away the memories.