If your wife is in Cancun, Mexico right now

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Apr 2, 2013.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Sorry. It really wasn't planned as a fuckfest, but things kinda hapoened. She will be contrite within 72 hours. Tia.
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Where you staying?
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    details please.. :coffee:
     
  4. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    That's why they go there
     
  5. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    take a picture of her crying
     
  6. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Just a slightly below milf white woman. I dunno, drinking, hot sun, more drinking. Same old story.
     
  7. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    She is and THANK YOU! Maybe the bitch will be happy for a couple days when she gets home
     
  8. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Moon Palace. The big ass one.
     
  9. Nurse Remulak

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    What happens in Cancun... stays in Cancun. If ya catch my drift. And she's in Cancun.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    They won't let you out of Mexico until the STD is cleared up. Some of those Mexican diseases are nasty.
     
  11. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    She seemed fairly happy. I think some fresh was what she had in mind.
     
  12. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Just a little side work. She will be ready to rock on ya.
     
  13. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    So gross.
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I'd like to try that next time I go. It looks nice.
     
  15. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Maybe so. She seemed more America vagina than mexigana
     
  16. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Can you bang her better so she'll leave me alone too?
     
  17. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    oh she's happy now, but lets see how happy she is when she gets home.
     
  18. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Service and food is great. Beach isn't as nice as on the strip. Poon is excellent. I plan on sampling more if possible.
     
  19. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    She's probably taking a Silkwood shower as we speak.
     
  20. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    This, with all due respect, is not my problem.